After a drinking binge a man tries to open an emergency exit on a flight and another man takes a swing at Darth Vader’s wife.
MAN TRIES TO OPEN EMERGENCY EXIT ON FLIGHT
A Ukrainian man said he was on a 50 day drinking binge before he lost it on an airplane and tried to open the emergency exit. Federal charges have been filed against the man who’s a Ukrainian national flying into Salt Lake City. Witnesses say that when he woke up he started screaming in Russian. The man tried to explain the situation by saying he thought the plane’s wing was on fire, so that’s why he tried to escape. He’s since been charged with damaging the plane during the struggle.
MAN PUNISHED FOR HITTING DARTH VADER’s WIFE
A Bristish man has been ordered to perform 200 hours of community service for throwing a punch at his neighbor, Darth Vader. The man missed Vader and instead hit his wife. “The Birmingham Mail” reports that the neighbors are big Star Wars fans and legally changed their names. The man said that Vader tried to romance his girlfriend and that’s when he took a swing.
